CAPEWATCH: NIGHTSTAR

If it wasn't bad enough, Right Thinkers, that we have the vapid wealthy liberantes like Oliver "Green Arrow" Queen deciding that they have the right to not only throw their money around but also shoot lethal weapons at ordinary citizens, we've also got brainless bimbos like Nightstar who are models by day and -- how about that, they're also murderers by day!

   

Protector of the Innocent indeed

Folks, if you've never seen this alien blowup doll in action, count yourselves lucky. The people at WAVES Magazine got to know up close and personal what kind of folly there is in letting the ninnies and nincompoops of society run free playing sooperhero. Insider sources of this beach focused mag tell GGG that Mari "Nightstar" Gai-Son was set to have some kind of semi nudie photoshoot there, bikinis and balls and blankets oh my, when instead of her high beams being on display her intensely star powered energy bolts decimated the place and killed two people.

Yes, you read that right. She showed up to display her breasts for money and instead went into a rage and slaughtered two innocents.

According to one of the makeup artists who gave us this exclusive information, Nightstar went off the deep end for no reason in particular. Please note that we are using this quote verbatim for journalistic objectivity, and these are not the words of GGG Omnimedia:

“She must have thought doing a beach shoot meant she should show up surfing the crimson wave, because bitch was serving Oppa Gangsta Style with a side dish of scrambled brains. Screaming in Korean, shooting those fire blasts everywhere – she didn’t care who got in her way, she just wanted to clean house. Because she knew none of us could stop her.”

This account was corroborated by another makeup artist. And before you take the word of Greeting Assistant Latoya Bishop, who’s been telling the press that the real culprit was some unnamed, unidentified, superpowered version of the one-armed man, please keep in mind that GGG Omnimedia took a statement from her as well and found that what Miss Bishop didn’t mention is that she has bills from beauty school and secretarial school to pay off, and yet seems to be able to afford fancy weave hairstyles and manicures. I’m not saying that she took a kickback to spread false information, Right Thinkers, but I know you all have the reasoning skills to draw your own conclusions.

My conclusion? There's never been a more urgent time for us to raise our voices, to raise awareness. To let the country know that we aren't going to be policed by a bunch of violent idiots who answer to nobody but themselves and their own morally bankrupt gang. What do we want? We want our god-given RIGHTS, NOT TIGHTS.

GGG Linkspam

For any of you RIGHT THINKERS who wanted to see the Best of GGG from around the web, here's a handy dandy set of links!

- Earth Human Uncle Toms!
- Some people should never talk
- An ironic request
- When 'being nice' ends
- Checklist for Ordinary Citizens
- Declaration of war
- The Jon Stewart Show
- Bystanders of Mia Dearden
- The Batfreaks
- The My Mia Campaign
- Green Lanterns are a-okay
- Why the Green Lanterns get a pass
- They're altogether ooky
- Free Speech at work
- The truth?
- Danger to the families/acquaintances of superzeroes

WORST OF THE JUST US LEAGUE - GREEN ARROW

I used to use this column to talk about specific members of the Just-Us League with pea brains, un-American ideologies, or general spookiness, but this time it's something different, Right Thinkers. This time I'm talking about the biggest, dumbest, most harmful hypocrite of them all.

Next up: Green Arrow aka Oliver Judas Queen

Fools will be led by a fool

Many of you have been wondering why I haven't come out with a statement concerning Mr. Queen's cavalier revelation of his alter ego as Green Arrow over Twitter, of all things. Some of you, longtime fans, even, have accused me of being not wanting to touch the issue, and being a coward for not speaking up about it.

You've got a point.

I'm not a coward, friends. What I am is regretful that for all this time, I've incorrectly pegged the manhating Manhunter aka Kate Catalina Vargas Spencer Chiquita Queen as the dangerous one in this so-called power couple. All of the RIGHT THINKERS who've been devoted followers of ol' GGG know that I'm far from being a fan of this illegal feminist harpy and have torn her down multiple times in the press. And I wasn't wrong about her being a harmful influence, it's just that her husband is so much worse.

NOW we know why the My Mia campaign was destroyed from the inside out! Mr. Queen has been turning his own daughter out on the streets, forcing her to dress up in revealing spandex and put her innocent life in danger! The poor girl has been brainwashed into thinking that her only worth to this rich kook is to display her body as a target!

NOW we know how the Manhunter has been able to stay in this country and practice her twisted version of both law and order! With Mr. Queen's money and influence, she can basically do whatever she wants and get away with it! One rule for us and another for them, isn't that right?

NOW we know that liberal idiots like Mr. Queen with billions of dollars aren't content with trying to espouse their foolish and permissive ideologies using that power and wealth. He also wants to put on a costume and shoot arrows at people to enforce those ideologies with violence! The man practically owns Star City; he has enough influence to cover up the real reasons behind the disaster at his own factory in Kasnia and the murders in Gotham City, and he's part of the Just-Us League. All of this ability to control the lives of ordinary folk while he's Oliver Queen, and that's not enough for him? He has to also destroy the lives of ordinary folk as Green Arrow?

RIGHT THINKERS, the time has come to put this dog down. We all shook our heads at Mr. Queen's antics in the public eye before, the liberal agenda he brays so tirelessly in aid of, the well-intentioned and poorly planned attempts to "help" us lesser beings that more often end up backfiring in his gormless face. Let's not forget that this man is a philanderer and a drunk, that he has a history in embezzlement and treason, that none of his children resemble each other, that his family got their money selling armaments and yet when it came time to support our country's military he refused to do so. Let's not forget any of that, only let's add onto it all of the maimings and wrongful assaults that Green Arrow has committed. 

Now, I'm not saying that you should physically harm Mr. Queen the way he's done to others. No, friends, I believe in what a far greater man said once about turning the other cheek. But when you see him in public, out enjoying the fruits of what his wealth and corruption and hypocrisy have borne, don't be quiet about it. Don't let him have a peaceful moment of thinking that he can make this kind of revelation and then go happily about his life. Ask him your questions. Tell him your complaints. And then TALK about it! With other RIGHT THINKERS, with the media, with me, if you leave comments on this blog or see me in person. At another time I might have suggested also confronting Manhunter and Speedy, but I want us to be focused like a laser on the root of this cancer. Cut that cancer out, RIGHT THINKERS! Don't sit back and take this the way that wealthy liberals like Oliver "Green Arrow" Queen expects you to!

NO QUEENS IN THE LAND OF THE FREE!

CAPEWATCH: GREEN ARROW

What is this we're seeing, RIGHT THINKERS? Are the idiot capes now discontent to remain in their own states and taken to roaming freely across the land? When even a joker like Green Arrow shows up in Gotham City, the territory of that unhinged lunatic the Batman, you gotta wonder what's going on in their big whacked-out clubhouse in the sky to make this unholy crossbreeding happen.

Folks, I've been saying for years that Green Arrow is a dilettante among the superhero set. He's more flash than bang, more talk than action, more hippie facial hair than son of the nation. This buffoon regularly parades the streets of Star City (and believe me, Star City is no stranger to parades for libs with loose morals) with his bow and beard, pretending to be Robin Hood when the most wealthy man in that town, flibbertigibbet flake Oliver Queen, goes untouched and unchastised. Is it because Green Arrow has been known to work with illegal migrant activist and resident harpy Kate Spencer Vargas Queen AKA Manhunter? Glorious Gordon's willing to bet that's got something to do with it.

Robbing from the right and giving to the wrong

 And now, hot on the heels of a very bizarre situation in Kasnia there comes news of Green Arrow flouncing around Gotham City and attacking innocent civilians! Now folks, I know what a lot of you think of Gotham, and believe me, I understand. That city's a cesspool, we all know, of decay and depravity, poverty and sickness, presided over by a weak police force and the Crown Prince of All Idiocy, Bruce Wayne. I knew Thomas Wayne, and I can tell you for sure that the old man would be disappointed to see the kind of circus sideshow his son's made of the city and his family name.

But what can you expect when the people of Gotham, many of them good hard-working folks who just want to put some food on the table and enjoy some football on tv and pray to the Lord on Sundays, are forced to bend knee for the Batman?

Seen here attacking a fan of the popular "Arkham Sandwich" reality show

RIGHT THINKERS, this has got to stop!

The problem with these capes (I know, I know -- "just ONE problem, Glorious Gordon?") is that not only do they run roughshod over us regular folks while claiming that they're here for our benefit, but they spring up like mushrooms on a damp bathroom mat! Green Arrow wasn't even performing ALONE during his brutal attack on a young couple in Gotham's impoverished Park Row, he was accompanied by some violent buck of a protege!

Artist's rendering

Can you believe this?? Green Arrow's a tourist in the Batman's filthy city, probably hanging out there with his friend the feminazi Manhunter, and to make it worse he brings along this Red Bucket Head! The GCPD may not be one of the better or more effective or non-corrupt forces out there, but the flagrant disregard that these reckless, murdering vigilantes have for the law is hard to swallow.

There's only one thing for it, RIGHT THINKERS. If you love this country as much as Glorious Gordon does, if you believe in the principles that our Founding Fathers based our Constitution on, if you don't want to see America become some kind of mecca for these capes from their permissive lifestyles, alien planets, and general freakish ways, then you need to take a stand against these capes and tights. You need to take back your God-given rights. You need to say RIGHTS NOT TIGHTS.

Let's see how loud we can raise our voices, America.