CAPEWATCH: GREEN ARROW

What is this we're seeing, RIGHT THINKERS? Are the idiot capes now discontent to remain in their own states and taken to roaming freely across the land? When even a joker like Green Arrow shows up in Gotham City, the territory of that unhinged lunatic the Batman, you gotta wonder what's going on in their big whacked-out clubhouse in the sky to make this unholy crossbreeding happen.

Folks, I've been saying for years that Green Arrow is a dilettante among the superhero set. He's more flash than bang, more talk than action, more hippie facial hair than son of the nation. This buffoon regularly parades the streets of Star City (and believe me, Star City is no stranger to parades for libs with loose morals) with his bow and beard, pretending to be Robin Hood when the most wealthy man in that town, flibbertigibbet flake Oliver Queen, goes untouched and unchastised. Is it because Green Arrow has been known to work with illegal migrant activist and resident harpy Kate Spencer Vargas Queen AKA Manhunter? Glorious Gordon's willing to bet that's got something to do with it.

Robbing from the right and giving to the wrong

 And now, hot on the heels of a very bizarre situation in Kasnia there comes news of Green Arrow flouncing around Gotham City and attacking innocent civilians! Now folks, I know what a lot of you think of Gotham, and believe me, I understand. That city's a cesspool, we all know, of decay and depravity, poverty and sickness, presided over by a weak police force and the Crown Prince of All Idiocy, Bruce Wayne. I knew Thomas Wayne, and I can tell you for sure that the old man would be disappointed to see the kind of circus sideshow his son's made of the city and his family name.

But what can you expect when the people of Gotham, many of them good hard-working folks who just want to put some food on the table and enjoy some football on tv and pray to the Lord on Sundays, are forced to bend knee for the Batman?

Seen here attacking a fan of the popular "Arkham Sandwich" reality show

RIGHT THINKERS, this has got to stop!

The problem with these capes (I know, I know -- "just ONE problem, Glorious Gordon?") is that not only do they run roughshod over us regular folks while claiming that they're here for our benefit, but they spring up like mushrooms on a damp bathroom mat! Green Arrow wasn't even performing ALONE during his brutal attack on a young couple in Gotham's impoverished Park Row, he was accompanied by some violent buck of a protege!

Artist's rendering

Can you believe this?? Green Arrow's a tourist in the Batman's filthy city, probably hanging out there with his friend the feminazi Manhunter, and to make it worse he brings along this Red Bucket Head! The GCPD may not be one of the better or more effective or non-corrupt forces out there, but the flagrant disregard that these reckless, murdering vigilantes have for the law is hard to swallow.

There's only one thing for it, RIGHT THINKERS. If you love this country as much as Glorious Gordon does, if you believe in the principles that our Founding Fathers based our Constitution on, if you don't want to see America become some kind of mecca for these capes from their permissive lifestyles, alien planets, and general freakish ways, then you need to take a stand against these capes and tights. You need to take back your God-given rights. You need to say RIGHTS NOT TIGHTS.

Let's see how loud we can raise our voices, America.