WORST OF THE JUST US LEAGUE - SUPERMAN

In case you're confused about which members of the Just Us League bear the most concern due to either their pea brains, un-American ideologies, or general spookiness, I'm gonna make a series of blog posts detailing each one.

First up: Superman.

The Man of Swill

A mega-powered buffoon, Superman claims to be the outer space prince of a dead race. Convenient, huh? Listening to this clown, it seems as if he thinks that HE loves America more than we normal, regular, average Joes who go to work every day and build this country do.

Can shoot laser beams from his eyes, has mega-cold breath, flies, has super strength. This bunkie is well-nigh invincible. Think about that for a minute: INVINCIBLE. And yet we let him fly around with no rules or supervision, doing whatever he wants and calling it "justice". When does Superman have to account for his actions? What tribunal or disciplinary hearings or even supervisory committee does he have to report to?

NONE!

We've been working closely with presidential candidate Lex Luthor to get the skinny on this Man in (Liberal) Blue, and from what we hear? Superman is accustomed to acting unilaterally, beholden to no man when he harasses an upstanding private citizen like Lex Luthor to satisfy his own wrong headed personal vendetta.

How much longer can we put up with this, RIGHT THINKERS?