WORST OF THE JUST US LEAGUE - THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER

In case you're confused about which members of the Just Us League bear the most concern due to either their pea brains, un-American ideologies, or general spookiness, I'm gonna make a series of blog posts detailing each one.

Next up: The Martian Manhunter.

aka: Bondage Nightmare Alien

I don't know the tearsheet on this freakazoid, but I'm sure his claim to fame is that he's the last prince of a vastly advanced alien race that's interested in feasting on the brains of our men and carrying off our women. What's he even doing here on our planet Earth? Spying for alien terrorists, mark my words, fellow Earthmen.

Can shoot laser beams from his eyes, go invisible, shapeshift, fly, and let's not forget the fact that he's enormous and green as pond scum. Is this even his real shape, or did he just take it to try and infiltrate our species? If so, who knows what forms this creep has taken? Who knows what nefarious deeds he's accomplished, in between having all these super powers and living under the protection of the Just Us League?

Should we be expected to meekly accept the fact that this kind of living, thinking weapon is allowed to come and go as he pleases, without even some sort of device to limit or track what secret forms he takes? Heck, should I even be calling this Martian MANHUNTER (real comforting name there) a "he"?

I don't think so. From now on, GGG is referring to this alien creature as "IT".

Keep vigilant and don't accept what they're trying to feed you, RIGHT THINKERS.